like a heart and hill

Kerry. 20. Lavender Menace and English-loving dweeb.


Bride? I have no— [trips and thousands of wedding pictures fall out of coat]— ahem„ um I’m A SINGLE PRINGLE—[bends down to pick them up]—fuckitty fuck th-these aren’t mine I’m holding them for a friend, jane hahahahahahahaha—[drops all of them and wedding rings fall out of pocket]—j-just HOLD ON LET ME EXPLAI N

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